A girl's list
1 - Just be yourself.
2 - If 'yourself' is not a morning person, wake up and drink tea/coffee. Everything else can wait.
3 - This too shall pass. Hangovers, heartaches,blackheads,bad eyebrows and bad haircuts -time heals all. Except for a UTI. That misery-fest demands antibiotics,Pronto.
4 - When in doubt,throw it out. Apply this rule first on fridge cleanup, your favourite dress, jeans, shoes,crushed tampons and hot but boring boy friend.
5 - Life's a bitch. But aren't we all sometimes?
6 - Maybe she got promoted before you or looks better in skinny jeans.But maybe you have more friends and bigger assets ;) So why compare? Another woman's success is not a measure of your failure.
7 - Separate the men from the boys. Hint: The men are the ones who makes orgasm, noodles and tea.
8 - Open your heart. The scary stuff that makes you vulnerable is the good stuff.
9 - If the shoe fits, buy it, When it comes to a sale in the footwear store, she who hesitates lost. lol
10 - Make out like a bandit. Life is too short to be unsexed.
11 - You'll know it ( the right job,man for you) when you see it ... and who says you have to explain it to others who don't.
12 - A leopard cant change its spots. Nor can a Husband unbreak your heart when you give him second chance or third or forth to break your self esteem.Work on yourself for you.
13 - Absence makes the heart grow fonder - and the libido grow stronger.
14 - Love what you do and do who you love. Even if he never takes the garbage out.
15 - Show me the money. More often than not, you have to ask for it. Subtlety doesn't pay the rent - or earn your boss's respect.
16 - Fake it till you make it. Hey, it worked for G.W.B.
17 - Save the drama for your mama. Complaining, whining,making excuses - all unattractive and boring to anyone who's not you. No body said it would be easy.
18 - Just do it. Those life time goals don't just happen.It's all about the baby steps,baby.
19 - You are what you eat. Nature's reminder: Asparagus pee.
20 - Everything in moderation. and when you forget that: Liquor before beer you're n the clear.
21 - Love many trust few,but always paddle your own canoe.
2 - If 'yourself' is not a morning person, wake up and drink tea/coffee. Everything else can wait.
3 - This too shall pass. Hangovers, heartaches,blackheads,bad eyebrows and bad haircuts -time heals all. Except for a UTI. That misery-fest demands antibiotics,Pronto.
4 - When in doubt,throw it out. Apply this rule first on fridge cleanup, your favourite dress, jeans, shoes,crushed tampons and hot but boring boy friend.
5 - Life's a bitch. But aren't we all sometimes?
6 - Maybe she got promoted before you or looks better in skinny jeans.But maybe you have more friends and bigger assets ;) So why compare? Another woman's success is not a measure of your failure.
7 - Separate the men from the boys. Hint: The men are the ones who makes orgasm, noodles and tea.
8 - Open your heart. The scary stuff that makes you vulnerable is the good stuff.
9 - If the shoe fits, buy it, When it comes to a sale in the footwear store, she who hesitates lost. lol
10 - Make out like a bandit. Life is too short to be unsexed.
11 - You'll know it ( the right job,man for you) when you see it ... and who says you have to explain it to others who don't.
12 - A leopard cant change its spots. Nor can a Husband unbreak your heart when you give him second chance or third or forth to break your self esteem.Work on yourself for you.
13 - Absence makes the heart grow fonder - and the libido grow stronger.
14 - Love what you do and do who you love. Even if he never takes the garbage out.
15 - Show me the money. More often than not, you have to ask for it. Subtlety doesn't pay the rent - or earn your boss's respect.
16 - Fake it till you make it. Hey, it worked for G.W.B.
17 - Save the drama for your mama. Complaining, whining,making excuses - all unattractive and boring to anyone who's not you. No body said it would be easy.
18 - Just do it. Those life time goals don't just happen.It's all about the baby steps,baby.
19 - You are what you eat. Nature's reminder: Asparagus pee.
20 - Everything in moderation. and when you forget that: Liquor before beer you're n the clear.
21 - Love many trust few,but always paddle your own canoe.